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Canada Is Not Your 51st State

by Fred Ferguson (GeezerWise)

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Fred Ferguson (GeezerWise)
Jul 01, 2025
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Every time I hear that man, POTUS Felon 47 run his mouth about Canada being the 51st state, I feel the bile rise.

It’s not a joke.
It’s not harmless.
It’s imperial arrogance wrapped in a smirk.

Let me be blunt:

If I couldn’t be Canadian…
I’d rather be Filipino.
I’d rather be Korean.
I’d rather be Chinese.

Hell, I’d rather be Martian…

before I’d ever choose to liv…

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